writersarea:

iloveyou-babygirl:

cybergay:

this is so fucking stupid who the hell would decide to live on a random island they’re probably starving I don’t see a supermarket ANYWHERE in the vicinity of that house also the house is really shitty they’re probably so low class

excuse u they have nature on their side

i bet they own the island. and can you imagine the parties you could have there?

(Source: terrestrial-noesis, via carolofwords)

8 hours ago
7,349 notes

Humans have two hands

carolofwords:

rasputin:

carolofwords:

rasputin:

mc-wolfman:

rasputin:

lurkskywalker:

One for holding burritos pizza and one for touching butts.

Fixed it.

YES

WAIT.

Because we don’t have three hands. 

Challenge accepted.

20 hours ago
10,068 notes
i could stare at this all day .-.
stillhidden:

mozartrules:

starspades:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida
welp i’m out

wellp it’s been fun

Um…is this real?

Frighteningly, yes. It’s been on the news a lot. 

stillhidden:

mozartrules:

starspades:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida

welp i’m out

wellp it’s been fun

Um…is this real?

Frighteningly, yes. It’s been on the news a lot. 

(Source: telltalespider, via bluntess)

20 hours ago
21,990 notes

summcohen:

Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 2 | 1015 favourite moments
→ Molly vs. Bellatrix (13/15)

(via i-am-lord-trolldemort)

5 days ago
5,841 notes